Robert Simpson
Lead Satirist
Robert is the lead supervisor from Texas, where he developed a quick wit. He has years of experience exploring the Lone Star State’s quirkiest tales. After looking at Destiny’s profile, he was reminded that long ago, on an very unrelated note, he was once a member of Only Farms, where he learned how to grow tobacco.
Patrick Miller
Content Strategist
Patrick Miller holds a master’s degree in criminology and claims he was born a lawyer—really, he says it was in the birth certificate. A self-professed attorney, Patrick pairs his legal “instincts” with a love for sports betting, giving him a unique edge in analyzing both courtroom dramas and game-day wagers.
Riley Wilder
Creative Director
Brings vivid visuals and bold ideas to life with a playful twist. Specializes in civics, creating engaging content that sparks curiosity and understanding. Passionate about turning simple ideas into complex debates, blending creativity with educational purpose. Dedicated to inspiring large crowds with her megaphone.
Destiny Parker
Head of Research
With a lifelong passion for cooking, she has turned her love for creating delicious meals into a thriving business. Growing up in a family where food was at the heart of every gathering, experimenting with flavors and techniques from around the world. Her innovative approach combines traditional recipes with modern twists She is dedicated to inspiring others.